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December 18, 2007

CROSS YOUR LEGS

Jamie-Lynn Spears is pregnant.  Oh, yes she is.  This is not a drill, folks!  This is the real thing!  The SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD sister of Britney motherfuckin' Spears is going to HAVE A BABY.  They are like The Beverly HIllbillies FOR REAL.

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  • Dean Koontz: Intensity

    Dean Koontz: Intensity
    Suspenseful and unnerving, this book suffers from only two minor flaws. While Koontz's purple prose lends itself well to description and rumination, it does no favors for the scattered bits of dialog in this otherwise well-written tale. Additionally, after a crashingly good horror story with genuine moments of real introspection, the final denouement seems trite and preachy. Overall, though, an exciting read.

  • Joanne Harris: Gentlemen and Players

    Joanne Harris: Gentlemen and Players
    My one complaint about Joanne Harris is that her protagonists tend to be abrasive and unlikeable. Not so here, which is possibly her best to date -- our hero is one of the most enjoyable characters she's developed yet; even the villain has a cunning appeal, and Harris pits the two narratives against each other, ratcheting the suspense as she slowly brings things to a boil.

  • Mary Roberts Rinehart: The Door
    This complex and atmospheric mystery, published in 1930, is the genesis of a well-known phrase - which I can't reveal without ruining the twist ending. Suffice it to say that Rinehart is a very clever writer, although she relies heavily on a device throughout this book where she forecasts all major plot points and then doubles back to develop them, flashback-style. The herky-jerk nature of this style dampens some of the mounting suspense, but it's an engrossing read overall.
  • Janet Evanovich: Visions of Sugar Plums

    Janet Evanovich: Visions of Sugar Plums
    My mother is a woman obsessed with Janet Evanovich, and she has been insisting for years that I read her interstitial novellas. This is the first, and it's a cute, breezy Christmas tale. There's a supernatural element that wasn't my cup of tea -- too much peanut butter in my chocolate -- but if you're a fan of Evanovich, you'll like it.

  • John Buchan: The Thirty-Nine Steps

    John Buchan: The Thirty-Nine Steps
    A brisk and engaging spy thriller, this novella - the source material for Hitchcock's famous film - barely exceeds 100 pages. It strains credibility a bit, but it's still a fun read, and although the Georgian era references and colloquialisms are sometimes hard to follow, a glossary of terms (!) at the back of the book does help.

  • James E. McWilliams: A Revolution in Eating: How the Quest for Food Shaped America

    James E. McWilliams: A Revolution in Eating: How the Quest for Food Shaped America
    An excellent book, especially if you're interested in culinary anthropology or American cultural, social, geographical, or political history. The author charts the evolution of regional American cuisine from colonial times to the Revolution.

  • Janet Evanovich: Metro Girl

    Janet Evanovich: Metro Girl
    Typical of Evanovich's style - this is light, easy, and fun; a good summertime book. Perhaps a bit too stylistically similar to her Stephanie Plum series, but if it ain't broke...

  • Heather Graham: The Seance

    Heather Graham: The Seance
    So bad. SO. BAD. Just...just so bad.

  • David Kamp: The United States of Arugula: How We Became a Gourmet Nation

    David Kamp: The United States of Arugula: How We Became a Gourmet Nation
    An authoritative and compellingly-written look at the rise of gourmet cuisine in the American culture, charting it from Le Pavillon to Chez Panisse to Whole Foods. It will make you want to cook, y'all. For reals.

  • James Patterson: 1st to Die: A Novel

    James Patterson: 1st to Die: A Novel
    A recommendation from my mother -- she's hooked. I thought it was good, but Patterson's blunt, staccato writing style took some getting used to. Still, if you like procedurals, it's an effective diversion.

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